What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one