What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.