Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.