What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture