Folding money.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Johnny Cash.
A goldfish!
Almond Joy.
he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
