What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV