What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria