What's the difference between a bullet and a human?

A bullet doesn't miss Harambe

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.