Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between a bullet and a human?

A bullet doesn't miss Harambe

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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It saves its sole.

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Wrong.

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A harumble.

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