What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.