What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.