What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.