What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what