What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Defiance Jokes More Defiance Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan