What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean