What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!