What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D