Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.