What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones