Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Previous Random Joke Next

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

U2 Fan Jokes More U2 Fan Jokes

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones