What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron