What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

Million Chance Jokes More Million Chance Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.