What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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The shoe has a sole

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture