What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane