What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton