Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!