What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut