What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants