What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.