What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.