What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.