Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.