What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

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You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What is commonly found in cells?

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Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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A crossfire.

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Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

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Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."