What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.