What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What is Anon's favorite coding language?

Fortran

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

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What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

What's a programmer's favorite drug?

Codeine.