What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.