How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!