What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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Ready steady glow !

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."