What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!