What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.