What's your best pick up line?

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..