What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."