What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!