What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.