What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.