What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.