What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5