What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.