What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.