What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.